suarezalex:

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

follovver:

people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted

a girlfriend is a potential wife if you ask me. relationships are investments not hobbies. y’all gotta grow up.

“You wrecked me and
I apologized.”

Never again.  (via seabelle)

telapathetic:

Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

laced-up-and-spanked:

things i need:

  • doughnuts 
  • vodka
  • orgasms and cuddles

things i don’t need:

  • your dumb ass opinion
EH