“If it was meant to last, it would have.”

Red (Orange Is The New Black)




If by ‘fuck the police’ you mean fuck the corrupt, prejudiced, racist system then yes, fuck the police, but if you mean fuck the police for stopping you from smoking weed and getting away with illegal behaviour then no, fuck you.

But what if I mean “I wish to have intercourse with that man in uniform”

then fuck the police

“I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win.”

My co-worker, on her ex. (via ziraffe)


I pretend to be this hardcore, punk angst girl who is against the establishment and listens to music that backs that up, but really I’m just an 18 year old girl who smiles at everyone, really gets down to pop as fuck music, and One Direction owns me.


welcome to the 12th inning of a college baseball game


we all have a favorite eyebrow


i didn’t do my homework, but i also didn’t jump off a cliff so i guess we will say today evens out