asian:

can i please check my e-meow?

jabberwockysuperfly:

The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.

i don’t text first unless ur bae or my drug dealer

Happy Birthday, Neville Longbottom! (July 30)

spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

butfuentes:

All Time Low - So Long, Thanks For All The Booze (x)

missingeharmony:

heybrittini:

judgehatchett:

no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm

OH MY FUCKING GOD

that’s the spirit

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

@williedevine84: Guess who went on the Harry Potter studio tour today…?!

EH