okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.


people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted

a girlfriend is a potential wife if you ask me. relationships are investments not hobbies. y’all gotta grow up.

“You wrecked me and
I apologized.”

Never again.  (via seabelle)


Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit


things i need:

  • doughnuts 
  • vodka
  • orgasms and cuddles

things i don’t need:

  • your dumb ass opinion